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consequentialbeats started following you

theyseemedozing:

consequentialbeats:

theyseemedozing:

consequentialbeats:

theyseemedozing:

…Good evening, sir. I almost didn’t see you come i—

> Blond hair. Dark glasses.

> Your blood boils.

> You don’t see any feathers, but you can’t be too careful.

…Ahem. Hello, sir.

well shit

aint seen a green guy before

you kinda look like the black and white guys

names dave

You lean on your cane, lazily holding your other hand out for a shake.

> Your face flickers into a grimace for a second as he extends his hand to you, but it quickly reverts back into your normal blank stare.

> Hm…Clover didn’t say anything about him missing a leg. Maybe this is someone different. You’re keeping your eye on him anyway.

> You hesitate before taking his hand and shaking it.

…Greetings, Dave, I am Doze.

…You wouldn’t happen to know anyone by the name of Clover…would you?

sorry never heard of em

why did ya lose em or something

…No, not exactly.

…I’m not at liberty to discuss the circumstances behind my asking, but I am on the lookout for someone of your appearance.

…Just know he did something unforgivable to my friend Clover, and I will not stand for it.

ah alternates

makes finding someone a bitch

sounds like he did some serious shit so good luck finding him

consequentialbeats started following you

theyseemedozing:

consequentialbeats:

theyseemedozing:

…Good evening, sir. I almost didn’t see you come i—

> Blond hair. Dark glasses.

> Your blood boils.

> You don’t see any feathers, but you can’t be too careful.

…Ahem. Hello, sir.

well shit

aint seen a green guy before

you kinda look like the black and white guys

names dave

You lean on your cane, lazily holding your other hand out for a shake.

> Your face flickers into a grimace for a second as he extends his hand to you, but it quickly reverts back into your normal blank stare.

> Hm…Clover didn’t say anything about him missing a leg. Maybe this is someone different. You’re keeping your eye on him anyway.

> You hesitate before taking his hand and shaking it.

…Greetings, Dave, I am Doze.

…You wouldn’t happen to know anyone by the name of Clover…would you?

sorry never heard of em

why did ya lose em or something

catnipaddict:

:33 < a little fanart fur dave

:33 < its weird drawing with a mouse but here

john i think we have some kind of love child or some shit

:33 < no u

(Source: perduti)

robotfetish:

consequentialbeats:

youre saying youll give me a free leg just because you want to

are you gonna knock me out and harvest my organs or some shit

Yeah, why not.

I have nothing better to do.

You know, besides vivisecting you and taking out organ by organ, deciding which ones I need so I can cast them in bronze to use for other robots.

Normal shit like that.

sounds fun

sign me up

robotfetish:

consequentialbeats:

wow uh

alright

cool

how much

Don’t worry about a price.

It doesn’t matter.

I’ve got tools so extremely indispensable it’s insane.

youre saying youll give me a free leg just because you want to

are you gonna knock me out and harvest my organs or some shit

robotfetish:

consequentialbeats:

no ive heard of it and shit just

sounds complicated as fuck

and yeah i guess

itd be a lot better

Not complicated.
Well, I don’t believe it is.

Would you rather me pull out my schedule and squeeze you in.
You know, so you can walk properly again.

wow uh

alright

cool

how much

consequentialbeats started following you

classymspaint:

Good afternoon, Mr. Strider! How are you?

hello miss

chess

piece

lady

robotfetish:

consequentialbeats:

oh that is so funny

ha ha

robot leg huh

shit sounds weird

No, seriously. Have you not heard of such a thing?

Jesus, way to be out of the technology loop.

Or maybe it’s just a thing I can do.

Better than being gimpy with a cane, or so I’d think.

no ive heard of it and shit just

sounds complicated as fuck

and yeah i guess

itd be a lot better

robotfetish:

consequentialbeats:

trying to walk around with one leg and a cane

which is harder than it sounds believe it or not

other than that the excitement of my life is finally dying down

so no show to complain about not having the new episode out yet

Sound exciting, in a sense, yet difficult.
Why don’t you just have someone work you up a robotic leg?
Shit like that isn’t hard, anyways.
That way you wouldn’t have to completely worry about whether or not a breeze is going to blow you over and make you lose your center of balance.

oh that is so funny

ha ha

robot leg huh

shit sounds weird